I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
i emotionally connect with this cat
with every popular text post you make, you get a free tour through the Museum of Terrible URLs
"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat
Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.
makes the scene 100000 times better omfg
you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on
thus why we all love Johnny Depp.
everybody loves Johnny Depp
why am i awake
because you don’t need beauty sleep you’re already so beautiful
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?